[The Two Fates]

Chapter 4: Spirit bombs away!

From: Jon
To: Chad
Subject: Re:_KiSs~~-YoU_bEtTa_SeNd_iT_bAcK_TaH_Me!
Date: Sat, 18 Sep 1999 22:06:54 -0400

Then how do you explain the fact that in the to field was the usual list of suspects that appear when you forward something? How did it get past you? Don't think Kim sent it... Not to your friends anyway...

Are you threatening me? Alright, here goes:

Suddenly, my hair becomes bright yellow and shoots out and up so that it looks like a bunch of flaming bananas... I grab your foot as you leap at me and throw you into a mountain. While you are stunned, we talk in Japaneese for several seconds, mostly threats about what we'll do to each others friends, and who's momma is a bigger ho. You speak with a slight slur because of the concussion you received from my attack. Jerry Lawler appears and rants about there being no puppies around and eggs us on for a while. I throw a boulder at you and knock you out. Then I go Super-Saiyan and drop a spirit bomb on your *ss (it squishes Jerry too). What'dya think of that? (don't make me call in Trunks on you) :)

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