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  1. Name: Jon
  2. Words to live by: A whole bunch of 'em
  3. Do you wish on stars? uh-uh. Looking at them is fun though, when away from the city
  4. Which finger do you like the most? no idea
  5. What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten? whole clams (*&$#@! Italian place. Ug)
  6. Would you kill someone? probably not
  7. When did you last cry? few weeks ago, after watching a documentary on Kip Kinkel, one of the kids who shot up a school. Holy cow was that a *#$!& miserable show. I thought my life stunk sometimes.
  8. If you were making a movie about yourself, what actor/actress would play you? Dannny DeVeto
  9. What would be the opening song to the movie? "Under Lock and Key", "Tomorrow's Another Day", or "My Life Story" by MxPx, or maybe the VeggieTales favorite, "The Water Buffalo Song"
  10. Do you like your handwriting? suppose so
  11. When you go to the bathroom in a public place, do you put toilet paper down on the seat of the toilet before sitting on it? plead the 5th
  12. Who are you jealous of? My friend Ian. Ever seen the movie "Michael"? They _throw_ themselves at him (tho I'm to understand that's not actually a good thing, especially when you're already in a steady relationship.)
  13. What is the #1 priority in your life? unknown
  14. What is your favorite lunchmeat? don't really have one...
  15. What store would you never be caught dead in? no particular stores, but I avoid big name clothes
  16. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? probably, if I could get myself to talk to me (shy)
  17. Are you a daredevil? not usually
  18. What is the most romantic time and place? At sunset, on a big hill maybe. Or at night in the country. Those are pretty clichéd tho...
  19. Have you ever told a secret that you swore u wouldn't repeat? pretty sure no
  20. Have you ever stolen anything? my dad's M&Ms sometimes, but other than that...
  21. Do looks matter? to some extent. I have a pretty wide definition of what "pretty" is tho
  22. Do you pray? yup. To God even
  23. Have you ever met anyone famous? Reese Roper from Five Iron Frenzy and Nate from The Insyderz..
  24. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? probably
  25. Would u ever make love to a member of the same sex? no thank you
  26. Are you trendy? Don't try to be. Just try to look decent is all
  27. What do you do to vent anger? play _loud_ music, drive fast (er than normal)
  28. Are you passive or aggressive? passive. Very laid back
  29. Which would you rather break, arm or leg? leg. Using crutches would be easier than only being able to use one hand, I'd think
  30. Who is your second family? Aunt Linda, the DuBeaus (these are only the _extreme_ closest. There are many more. Maybe I'll make a seperate page)
  31. Do you trust others easily? nuh uh
  32. What was your favorite toy as a child? dunno. I liked most of what I had
  33. What is your favorite curse word? poop (joking). Don't swear much, except when on overload. Then, whatever's handiest if I can't control myself, except for God d***, out of respect for God. If I say that, you know it's bad because I literally _mean_ it...
  34. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Everything is useful someplace, because you can always teach that subject when you're older (Is that self-propagating bad information? Funny thought. Kinda like a scholarly rumor.)
  35. What is the punchline to your favorite joke? because it was stuck to the chicken
  36. If you had to have sex with a cartoon character, which one would it be? uh, no.
  37. Do you like sappy love songs? sappy no, sincere yes, silly yes
  38. Do you think your life so far has been good? I've done alright...
  39. Which was your best Halloween costume? I was a wizard once. Had a really cool brown cloak, a staff, a pack, coin pouches... It was cool
  40. Have you ever been on radio or television? local public-access cable...
  41. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person? occasionally, but not very badly
  42. Do you like sarcasm? oh, yes
  43. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? on the corner of one. Tried to go in, but, like the classic nerd, I got decked & lost my glasses. Mosh pits just aren't my thing, y'know?
  44. Do u always wear your seatbelt? yup
  45. Do you feel misunderstood most of the time? I don't even understand myself sometimes
  46. Would you rather have a sore throat or an upset stomach? sore throat. Nausea is no good
  47. Have you ever thought seriously about committing suicide? not seriously enough to get close to actually doing it
  48. Do you know what `mung' is? I have a good idea, but then I don't care to have any more than that
  49. What is your fav. soap opera's name? life
  50. Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer or in separate ones? both, actually. I have a lot of socks
  51. Did you pay money to see Honey I Shrunk The Kids? nope
  52. Would you rather be hot or cold? hot I think, but I'd much rather be comfortable than either...
  53. Did you cry when the Oklahoma City Bombing occurred? no
  54. What is the first thing on your Christmas list? as a joke, a disclaimer. Really it's a book. A programming book, even. Just color me a geek.
  55. What word do you use when you think something is good? cool, wacky, trick, etc...
  56. What band has the funniest name? Squirrel Nut Zippers perhaps, or Bare Naked Ladies (who're really just Canadian guys), but probably Engelbert Humperdink
  57. Would you ever bungee jump? probably not. Maybe if I got paid or something...
  58. Who are your favorite white rappers? old-school dc Talk
  59. Would you rather wear uniforms to school? no
  60. What are you worried about right now? finding a job, life, future, etc...
  61. Do you ever wear overalls? maybe when I was little
  62. Would you ever ask your crush out? might
  63. Was this survey fun? kinda silly...

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