Chapter 1: A challenge made

I did that?!? A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H (Gasp!) H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H!!!! HEY!! That means some guy sent it to me! A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H... I can't breathe! I don't think I knew what I was doing! I don't think I did that! I didn't do that! How dare you suggest I did that! You sir have insulted my honor and now I send you a E-slap with a glove. *SLAP!* I here by challenge you to a duel! Defend yourself! If you can! ( I pull out Darth Maul's double sided light saber.) So, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk! Chad "I shall smite thee" DuBeau P.S. It's nice to see you have your e-mail back. My new phone number is < censored > and my new address is < censored >.

-----Original Message-----
Kiss War '99
"Smooch"
**Muah**

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YoU HaVe JuSt BeeN KiSSed!
**MuAh**
ThiS Is ThE StArT Of KiSS WaR '99.
KiSS EvErYoNe ThAt DeSeRvEs A KiSS!!!

Now You Must:
0 people- you will have bad luck in love for 5 years
5 people- your crush will like you
10 people- your crush will go out with you
20-people- you will make out with your crush
25 people- you will marry your crush