Last updated 9/24/2002.
Current to Chapter 47
format update: all sections are now in roughly timeline order. ie: the cretaceous period is first, then Warteen's current location, our present, the 1890s, and so on...
Archives of old cast lists can be found at the bottom of this page.
Also, this list is only meant as an aid to help you remember what's been going on in the actual chapters. And it's heavily editorialized and twisted to my perspective too. So just watch out and use your own brains, I guess. Or something.
blah blah blah, I like to hear myself talk...
Hi all. I've done this sort of cast listing before, and people have found them helpful. So I worked up one for our little RP, since things are starting to get a bit complex (or so claims Laine).
Beware my oddish sense of humor, as it sometimes tends to obscure facts for the sake of the joke. I'm not going to bother apologizing for any of my humor that proves offensive, though, because... well... this is Adam's board, and things are pretty full-contact here already.
Within each larger scene I sometimes divide things up into subgroups using color coding. Though I don't think any of our scenes are complex enough that I need to do that just yet. Said colors are NOT intended to be pretty. They're just for reference.
The "played by" column, in this RP at least, is an almost inconsequential thing, since everyone is *supposed* to write for the other characters as the situation calls for it. For characters who aren't the in-story representation of any of us, I've called them NPCs, and then put the name of the person who first introduced them in parenthasies.
Any corrections or changes you want made, use IM or email, both are in my profile.
-- Jon Spike
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Bartender | NPC (Mugsy) | bartender-ish | ph33r da Barney |
| Monkey | NPC (Adam/Warteen) | monkey-ish | same as Bartender |
| Bob The Ninja | Mugsy | ninja (duh), loyal to Erronius, has one of Erronius's Gaggle of Lion rings | same as Monkey |
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| inside Palios's hut | |||
| Eleanor | NPC (Adam) | young version of Milady. A sweet little girl. | hiding under the bed, but only because Palios ordered her to |
| Fight! | |||
| Palios | NPC (Chad) | one of Erronius's children (fully grown, age unknown) | using his own magic as best he can against the invaders |
| Beautiful Woman / Timeweaver Tribe leader | NPC (Adam) | Chad wouldn't like her. She's got a kid. | focusing all her attention on holding Diamina at bay. |
| Timeweaver Tribe Warriors | NPCs (Chad) | Poor Eleanor, her entire tribe consists of cannon fodder. Whee. With that in mind, can you really blame her for going bad? | Previously defending. These guys are meat. |
| Diamina | NPC (Chad) | Long, jet black hair, lots of jewelry, very pretty on the outside. Kinda like a box of chocolates stuffed full of dog poop. | Attacking from atop a shadow pseudo-griffin. Has just had her 455 (and her staff, for that matter) handed to her by the leader of the Timeweaver Tribe, so she's off to plot her revenge! |
| Shadow Creatures | NPCs (Chad) | The evil! The evil! | attack, attack! Oh no, our useless leader is loosing! Retreat! Retreat! |
| LemonLighter | NPC (Mugsy) | Bright yellow chocobo | probably not very happy to be mixed up in all this. |
| Life is, after all, like a box of chocolates. Y'just always know you're gonna get some shit. | |||
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Master | NPC (Chad) | Big Bad. Cosmic magical energy, itty-bitty magical skill. | chase chase chase. evil evil evil. It never changes with this guy. |
| Queen Raine | WriterDee | the evil half of Laine | Temporarily dead. I'm not sure who's side she'll be on, nor what her mental state will be, when she "gets better". |
| Warteen | Warteen (Adam) | hero, disfunctional psychic, etc | *really* mad at Raine for offing Laine. But he's pretty badly beaten up and Raine's dead anyway, so it's not like there's much he can do about it right now. |
| Queen Laine | grlnxtr (Laine) | the good half of Raine | Dead. No thanks to Raine. Also probably somewhere nearby, in spirit, anyway. |
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| My *guess* is that this is where these guys have ended up. It hasn't been established yet in the story, but I couldn't really delete them from the list just 'cause I didn't know where they were... | |||
| The Great Chad | Chad | mostly indescribable, but currently eeeevil | running like mad, 'cause not even The Illustriously Great Chad wants to fight Barney |
| Ha-Kee | NPC (Chad) | Tall, dark, and elven | following Chad in ph33r |
| Alpha Wolf | NPC (Chad) | extra-large generic werewolf. Nothing to see here. | same as Ha-Kee. This has not changed for the last three chapters. |
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Milady (Lenore Cooper) | NPC (Jon) | the "present tense" Milady | probably doing something devious |
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| a balcony in Milady's castle, outside main chaamber | |||
| The Once-and-Still- Moderately-Great Chad | Chad | Bwa ha ha, it's The Gread Chad! Only, he's on Milady's leash for REAL this time! Notable features include his magi-tech artificial right hand (Jon, I am your faaaaatheeeer), goatee, and flowing cloak | telling his life story |
| Carrie Mac Elling | NPC (Jon) | Scottish/English/etc cross, 25 years old and cute as a button, in a 25-year-old kinda way. Fond of Jon | Talking with Jon and TOaSMG Chad. |
| Jon Spike | NPC (Jon) | full name Jonathan Marlinspike. *really* tall Major Domo and personal bodyguard to Milady. Fond of Carrie. (Some father! You never call, you never write!) | figure out for yourself who he's talking to! |
| Don't sass me, boy! I brought you into this world, and I can take you out! (1) | |||
| elsewhere | |||
| Milady Eleanor Cooper, Empress | NPC (Jon) | ambiguously benevolent dictator. The oldest Milady we've run into yet | had departed on Matters of State. Or some such thing. |
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Diamina's very own board room | |||
| Diamina | NPC (Chad) | Far-future version. She's really been alive all this time, and yes, the dog poop inside THIS box of chocolates has only gotten smellier. | What, Diamina is a competent businesswoman? When did THAT happen? |
| Skull | NPC (Chad) | Flunky of Diamina. Skull for a head and a gay purple cloak. Probably her magic advisor. Definately a copyright violation. | duh... I'm an intelligent villian how? Where's my buddy Bulk? |
| Hacker | NPC (Chad) | "a heavily armored blue and black android with half of it’s white head visible and a metallic red mohawk" | not that he'd be happy about it, but his status is the same as Skull's. |
| The Master | NPC (Chad) | The very same master, although he's just a shadow of his former self. Can sort-of travel through time, but is as old as Diamina at this point. | He's stuck as even more of a shadow than normal, and he wants OUT. And in order to accomplish this, he wants to travel back in time and change the past? The idiot. |
| Character | Played By | Description | Location / status |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Kill List | |||
| Erronius | Mugsy | sage, rosemary and thyme | deceased |
| "dark and lonely" (2) | |||
| Laine's consiousness | grlnxtr (Laine) | the living half of the good half of Raine | Ok, so she doesn't *really* belong down here. And yes, her body is still in Warteen's scene, too. I just needed some place to record that her consiousness is "elsewhere" at the moment. |
Just in case you're curious about where the characters were left at the end of any particular chapter. No, I'm NOT going to do this for any chapters before 44. ^^;
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