Unnamed Roleplay: Cast Listing

Last updated 8/26/2002.
Current to Chapter 46


notes from the maintainer

8/26/2002 notes

format update: all sections are now in roughly timeline order. ie: the cretaceous period is first, then Warteen's current location, our present, the 1890s, and so on...

Archives of old cast lists can be found at the bottom of this page.

Also, this list is only meant as an aid to help you remember what's been going on in the actual chapters. And it's heavily editorialized and twisted to my perspective too. So just watch out and use your own brains, I guess. Or something.

blah blah blah, I like to hear myself talk...

8/14/2002 notes

Hi all. I've done this sort of cast listing before, and people have found them helpful. So I worked up one for our little RP, since things are starting to get a bit complex (or so claims Laine).

Beware my oddish sense of humor, as it sometimes tends to obscure facts for the sake of the joke. I'm not going to bother apologizing for any of my humor that proves offensive, though, because... well... this is Adam's board, and things are pretty full-contact here already.

Within each larger scene I sometimes divide things up into subgroups using color coding. Though I don't think any of our scenes are complex enough that I need to do that just yet. Said colors are NOT intended to be pretty. They're just for reference.

The "played by" column, in this RP at least, is an almost inconsequential thing, since everyone is *supposed* to write for the other characters as the situation calls for it. For characters who aren't the in-story representation of any of us, I've called them NPCs, and then put the name of the person who first introduced them in parenthasies.

Any corrections or changes you want made, use IM or email, both are in my profile.

    -- Jon Spike


the cretaceous period

a generic jungle
CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
The Bartender NPC (Mugsy) bartender-ish ph33r da Barney
Monkey NPC (Adam/Warteen) monkey-ish same as Bartender
Bob The Ninja Mugsy ninja (duh), loyal to Erronius, has one of Erronius's Gaggle of Lion rings same as Monkey


a small beach village, time unknown

CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
inside Palios's hut
Eleanor NPC (Adam) young version of Milady. A sweet little girl. hiding under the bed, but only because Palios ordered her to
Fight!
Palios NPC (Chad) one of Erronius's children (fully grown, age unknown) using his own magic as best he can against the invaders
Beautiful Woman / Timeweaver Tribe leader NPC (Adam) Chad wouldn't like her. She's got a kid. defending
Timeweaver Tribe Warriors NPCs (Chad) Poor Eleanor, her entire tribe consists of cannon fodder. Whee. With that in mind, can you really blame her for going bad? defending
Diamina NPC (Chad) Long, jet black hair, lots of jewelry, very pretty on the outside. Kinda like a box of chocolates stuffed full of dog poop. attacking from atop a shadow pseudo-griffin.
Shadow Creatures NPCs (Chad) The evil! The evil! attacking
LemonLighter NPC (Mugsy) Bright yellow chocobo probably not very happy to be mixed up in all this.
Life is, after all, like a box of chocolates. Y'just always know you're gonna get some shit.


somewhere, sometime

they seem to be in a castle, though I could be mistaken
neither the time nor place have really been established, so this is all guesswork
CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
The Master NPC (Chad) Big Bad. Cosmic magical energy, itty-bitty magical skill. chase chase chase. evil evil evil. It never changes with this guy.
Queen Raine WriterDee the evil half of Laine Temporarily dead. I'm not sure who's side she'll be on, nor what her mental state will be, when she "gets better".
Warteen Warteen (Adam) hero, disfunctional psychic, etc *really* mad at Raine for offing Laine. But he's pretty badly beaten up and Raine's dead anyway, so it's not like there's much he can do about it right now.
Queen Laine grlnxtr (Laine) the good half of Raine Dead. No thanks to Raine


the "present"

the dungeon of The Master's tower
CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
My *guess* is that this is where these guys have ended up. It hasn't been established yet in the story, but I couldn't really delete them from the list just 'cause I didn't know where they were...
The Great Chad Chad mostly indescribable, but currently eeeevil running like mad, 'cause not even The Illustriously Great Chad wants to fight Barney
Ha-Kee NPC (Chad) Tall, dark, and elven following Chad in ph33r
Alpha Wolf NPC (Chad) extra-large generic werewolf. Nothing to see here. same as Ha-Kee. This has not changed for the last three chapters.

a high chamber in The Master's tower
CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
Milady (Lenore Cooper) NPC (Jon) the "present tense" Milady probably doing something devious


Milady's 1890s, steampunk-style

CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
a balcony in Milady's castle, outside main chaamber
The Once-and-Still- Moderately-Great Chad Chad Bwa ha ha, it's The Gread Chad! Only, he's on Milady's leash for REAL this time! Notable features include his magi-tech artificial right hand (Jon, I am your faaaaatheeeer), goatee, and flowing cloak telling his life story
Carrie Mac Elling NPC (Jon) Scottish/English/etc cross, 25 years old and cute as a button, in a 25-year-old kinda way. Fond of Jon Talking with Jon and TOaSMG Chad.
Jon Spike NPC (Jon) full name Jonathan Marlinspike. *really* tall Major Domo and personal bodyguard to Milady. Fond of Carrie. (Some father! You never call, you never write!) figure out for yourself who he's talking to!
Don't sass me, boy! I brought you into this world, and I can take you out! (1)
elsewhere
Milady Eleanor Cooper, Empress NPC (Jon) ambiguously benevolent dictator. The oldest Milady we've run into yet had departed on Matters of State. Or some such thing.


the FAR future

CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
Diamina's very own board room
Diamina NPC (Chad) Far-future version. She's really been alive all this time, and yes, the dog poop inside THIS box of chocolates has only gotten smellier. What, Diamina is a competent businesswoman? When did THAT happen?
Skull NPC (Chad) Flunky of Diamina. Skull for a head and a gay purple cloak. Probably her magic advisor. Definately a copyright violation. duh... I'm an intelligent villian how? Where's my buddy Bulk?
Hacker NPC (Chad) "a heavily armored blue and black android with half of it’s white head visible and a metallic red mohawk" not that he'd be happy about it, but his status is the same as Skull's.
The Master NPC (Chad) The very same master, although he's just a shadow of his former self. Can sort-of travel through time, but is as old as Diamina at this point. He's stuck as even more of a shadow than normal, and he wants OUT. And in order to accomplish this, he wants to travel back in time and change the past? The idiot.


hades (or thereabouts)

CharacterPlayed ByDescriptionLocation / status
The Kill List
Erronius Mugsy sage, rosemary and thyme deceased
"dark and lonely" (2)
Laine's consiousness grlnxtr (Laine) the living half of the good half of Raine Ok, so she doesn't *really* belong down here. And yes, her body is still in Warteen's scene, too. I just needed some place to record that her consiousness is "elsewhere" at the moment.


Notes

(1)
Please note that I DON'T mean to imply that Chad is Jon's father. I'm just being a dumbass. If you read Liberty Meadows, you oughta get the joke. ^^;
(2)
There's a song called "dark and lonely" that I really like done by a band that goes by the name "Norway"... The rest of their stuff is good, too. Can't help pimping my favorite sometimes... ^^;

Cast List Archive

Just in case you're curious about where the characters were left at the end of any particular chapter. No, I'm NOT going to do this for any chapters before 44. ^^;

  1. Chapter 44, 8/14/2002
  2. Chapter 45, 8/20/2002

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